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  • Home
  • Cow (I love you)
    • Ok, we admit it, we love ruminants - bbq'd, grilled or roasted
    • Feast your eyes on...
  • Lamb (I want what Mary had)
    • Lamb is the stuff of nursery rhymes, entrees and medium-rare main courses
    • Love lamb? Look at these...
  • PIG (A-pork-a-lypse Now!)
    • "A-pork-a-lypse Now!" - the director's cut in glorious porky pictures... and, scene!
  • Meet the FoB Squad
    • Sharing the joy of feasting is a team sport - ready to meet your teammates?
    • FoB squad in action
  • Cold Hard Opinion (blogs, reviews and more...)
  • Contact
    • First some small-talk, and then the contact form

Feast on Beasts

Sharing the joy of feasting is a team sport - ready to meet your teammates?

We are committed to cooking beautiful beasts beautifully

(Wait... that didn't sound right. [Ed. Really?])

Super powers aren't real. We want them to be but, (sorry kids) they're just not. But what if we told you that a handful of committed cooks, who create exquisitely crafted, keto-friendly, carnivore-forward degustations while festively adorned in jet-afterburner-loud "feasting shirts" were roaming around town, sharing the unfettered joy of bbq, comradery and good times. 

With each of FoB Squad endowed with their own unique skillset and um... quirks, an afternoon, evening or late morning, cooking, laughing and feasting with Train, The Bearded Canadian, House of Goff and Johnno is an event, an opportunity and an experience not to be missed. 

So, super powers aren't really real, but superb feasts featuring 4 certified BBQ Judges, some with beards, one without, in loud shirts and gifted the ability to involve, entrance and entertain up to 100 hungry carnivores in one 3 hour session sounds, well, super... and powerful. 

Want to meet them? Okay, say hello to the FoB Squad.

Click here to send the squad a message or ask for advice, tips or cold hard opinion

The FoB Squad takes feasting and fun times VERY seriously - hence the b&w filter

The Bearded Canadian

The Bearded Canadian

Train

Train

House of Goff

House of Goff

Johnno

Johnno

FoB squad in action

Watching the Bearded Canadian work the grill is like watching an orchestra conductor - bewildering but entrancing

Watching the Bearded Canadian work the grill is like watching an orchestra conductor - bewildering but entrancing

House of Goff knows the science of feasting - ask him anything, he'll tell you everything.

House of Goff knows the science of feasting - ask him anything, he'll tell you everything.

We announce the arrival of Angus Ribeye with the same reverence that you'd announce the presence of royalty - but that's just commonsense

We announce the arrival of Angus Ribeye with the same reverence that you'd announce the presence of royalty - but that's just commonsense

Disguising our true identities by covering our feasting shirts allows us to move around butcher shops freely.

Disguising our true identities by covering our feasting shirts allows us to move around butcher shops freely.

The Bearded Canadian and a sea of ribeye - stirring stuff!

The Bearded Canadian and a sea of ribeye - stirring stuff!

Waiting for House of Goff to show up... wait did we get the day wrong?

Waiting for House of Goff to show up... wait did we get the day wrong?

Training drills involving seasoning and attention to detail are part of the FoB Squad culture

Training drills involving seasoning and attention to detail are part of the FoB Squad culture

Pop quiz, hotshot: name 16 differences between ribeye and porterhouse. GO!

Pop quiz, hotshot: name 16 differences between ribeye and porterhouse. GO!

Occasionally, we bring a 2018 shiraz to the feasts - thank you WA Cellar Door

Occasionally, we bring a 2018 shiraz to the feasts - thank you WA Cellar Door

Johnno understands people...who understand BBQ - it's a gift

Johnno understands people...who understand BBQ - it's a gift

For any and all bookings, reviews and ruminant-related ruminations, feel free to email us at feaston@feastonbeasts.com

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